Can we fast-forward till you go down on me?
i can’t believe it’s 2014 and there’s still no gay romantic comedy about vin diesel and dwayne johnson falling in love
They raise a gaggle of kids undercover working for a gov’t agency together
It’s the creases, innit? The two creases down the front? It’s been recently folded, but it’s not new. You must have dressed in a hurry this morning so all your shirts must be kept like that. But why? Maybe because you cycle to work every morning, shower when you get there and then dress in the clothes you brought with you. You keep your shirts folded. Ready to pack.
I think if your clients want to sit on my shoulders and call themselves tall, they have the right to give it a try - but there’s no requirement that I enjoy sitting here listening to people lie. You have part of my attention - you have the minimum amount. The rest of my attention is back at the offices of Facebook, where my colleagues and I are doing things that no one in this room, including and especially your clients, are intellectually or creatively capable of doing. (The Social Network, 2010)
this was literally the best thing to ever happen in a blooper reel
- Mascara you can put on your bottom lashes without smearing it all over the damn place, like the whole POINT of makeup is so people don’t REALLY know how drunk I am
- Eye makeup remover that gets off ALL the mascara traces that I swear I’ve had on since prom 2006 AND…